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Friday, 15 September 2017

Engineers Day- Seriously Funny 04 years...

Today (15th Sept) is an Engineer's Day and you must have seen the circulation of lots of jokes in a social media about Engineer's life. These Jokes are funny but we have seriously lived it. Engineer is the most fighting person you will find in society. I will tell u reasons behind the statement.


1. 40 to 50 diverse subjects in 04 years: It is like studying 40-50 different study areas which are mutually exclusive to each other.

2. M1, M2, M3 (maths papers) are like Brahma, Vishnu, Mahesh. Yeah the last one M3 is like Shiva (the destroyer). Many students have lost their 01 year for this one. M4 comes to console, promising least possible damage.

3. For attending lecture, we calculate risk factors such as % of attendance, nature of teacher, if most smart student is attending (he can brief later), weather forecast, global economy, global warming etccccc etccccc for attending lecture. But finally Deciding on MOOD.

4. Submission of assignments : We write about thousands of pages in that period but rarely remember, what exactly we wrote. Mechanical students develop new tactics of drawing such as G.T. (glass trace), P.T. (Paper trace) etc..

5. Like this or that problem is manage may be you me create forget nature marks good friend control system sets value each have also less more always so this is one of advantage of this system. (You have blown ur mind reading this point., but trust me everything we do is for reason.. :D)

6. Practice Leave (PL): In this period parents doesn't need to nag their Engineer kid to study. Their *ss is on fire, and trust me they will only study, study, study...... Study for this  01 Month. Hostels will have pin drop silent like a graveyard. Actually this situation is inversely proportional to point no. 3 and each year we promise self to attend all lectures and fails. Many times love blossoms in few engineer's life in PL, because one of girl asks doubts to boy and requests him to help her in one subject. This alliance then extends up to all subjects & divine relationship forms.

7. Exam: Even horrors of scariest hollywood films would bow in front of Engineering Question Papers. These are not question papers, these are orders to surrender and try to get 40 marks (Not out of 50 but 100). Number 40 becomes everything to you that even boy can won't notice even Scarlett Johanson pass beside him. May after passing 40 years of age we would think of passing life's exam. 

By the way, sorry for blowing ur mind in point no. 5, that was because we need to fill at least (0.5x) pages while answering question with (x) marks and need to add such meaningless sentences, depending on question weighatage. If I were writing this article as a answer in Engineering paper, I would have divided these 07 points in small 15 points adding few diagrams to get Good marks. If we haven't read that point, we write anything that comes to mind when we think about that word. Nothing to lose here, check karne vale teacher ko samajh bhi aya to jada se jada zero marks dega, waise bhi kaha right ata tha, aur unko nahi samajh me aya to 2 mrks to denge na.


8. Results: We wait for results like any mother would wait for child to born. So excited as well as Nervous. Like new born baby, our result will arrive crying only. Few subject fails to cross THE DEVINE 40 marks. But our friends also failed in same subject, then we are Happy. Toppers get lots of taunts and curse.

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9. Campus Recruitment: All these challenges are faced to get married to this bride. Yes.. Campus recruitment. Nowadays recruitment percentage is reducing & engineering colleges are increasing. Still, every parent wants their child to be an engineer. In the period of December to April, all restaurants & bars nearby Engineering colleges thrive only on campus selection celebration parties.

9. Hostel life: No words... No description... Now only tears....Undoubtedly best days of life...

These are Engineers... We really have face worst and best days during 04 years of engineering life. That is why we don't frighten or irritate easily. Doctors has been given status of God as they save lives. But we are just common faces in society who helps sustain the life on earth.

We create electricity, infrastructure, machines, software...
We help doctors to save lives...
We help farmers harvest our food...
We help bankers for safe money transactions...
We help policeman to maintain peace in society...
Sadly, few ones help evil forces to grow... And Good Engineers counter that evil...


No one bows to us or recognizes us... We don't label our name like Dr, Adv etc.. We are within you... Engineering is a spirit of creation. Anyone who tries to create something for society is an ENGINEER. Today, I bow to this Spirit of Engineering.

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